Monday, November 23, 2009

Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.

Now, I know this is supposed to be a movie blog, not a fashion blog, and rightfully so - I don't know a thing about fashion. But, I felt like making a list of my top 10 outfits that I've worn as a second year student. Just 'cos.

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ten striped top, three quarter lengths, girly clips in hair. Simple, but comfortable and sweet.
nine Standard tomboy Emma.
eight I'm fond of this dress because it was down £30 to £10 in H&M, yay!
seven The Lolita sunglasses make this outfit! Baps are out a bit too much though.
six I love the colour of the Laura Ashley top and the three quarter lengths fit me well
five Because the dress I bought for £7 in the sales in Zara, and I'm in love with the colour.
four The pink dress is very pretty and feminine.
three Nice and simple
two A toga from a bedsheet. My friend Anna is to thank for this, I love it
one LOVE

Your thoughts, guys? :)

Getting Rid of Matthew (Jane Fallon)

Helen has been having an affair with her boss Matthew Shawcross for four years. She is a few months shy of 40, he, much older. She has repeatedly begged him to leavr his wife and two young daughters to live with her, thinking she is in love with him. However, it's a case of be careful what you wish for, because, when he finally does, she realises that she doesn't actually want him.

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On the surface, it would seem like we the reader would loathe the protagonist for her home-wrecking and proceeding to be so fickle, but such is the sly writing that we find ourselves softening to her and even rooting for her as we discover more about her history, how she ever got herself into such a sorry situation, and see that, under it all, there is a good person. Similarly, Fallon captures the perspective of the gilted wife Sophie, so we see the full repurcussions of Matthew's selfish actions and the effect it has on the wife and her kids, who, by the way, offer up some of the funniest lines in the book. In fact, the biggest villain of the piece is (quite unsurprisingly) painted to be Matthew.

There are a wide range of interesting and engaging subplots, some funny, some sad, some downright bizarre. I really loathed Annie and Jenny, two of Helen's truly despicable work colleagues, but, this being a chicklit, we know they will get their just desserts, though that doesn't make it any less rewarding when they do.

At over 400 pages, the novel is on the long side, but perhaps this was necessary to capture the wide range of events that occur in Helen's life after Matthew moves in with her. Fate would just so have it that Sophie ends up rescuing Helen when Helen twists her ankle one day, and the two women end up striking a friendship (Helen under the alias Eleanor). This Eleanor then gets propositioned by Matthew's adult son Leo (from his first marriage. Which, incidentally, ended when he had an affair. With Sophie), which makes for a comedy errors that is both amusing in its convolution, as well as nail-biting as we ponder over the events of the upcoming finale.

Infidelity is a topic that has been tackled repeatedly in a wide range of novels. Some judge, some condone, some describe. Getting Rid of Matthew does all and none of these things. As a read, it is highly impressive.

Monday, November 16, 2009

I hate life.

Jus' saying.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Don't say I don't treat you.

A conversation with my flatmates last night about what our all-time favourite image of Marilyn Monroe was arose. My answer was quite a cliche one: the iconic shot of her dress being blown up in The Seven Year Itch. However, two of my mates said they found that boring, and they'd seen it too many times. So, having recently just purchased a book called Images of Marilyn Monroe, I thought I'd share a rare pic of her every week.

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"Creativity has got to start with humanity and when you're a human being, you feel, you suffer." - Marilyn Monroe

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A look at this crappy list from Mizz, a magazine I used to buy religiously when I was an immature teenager (hehe), got me thinking about a real list of snog songs.
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Mine'd probably be:
1/ Glory Box - Portishead
2/ Underneath Your Clothes - Shakira
3/ Inside and Out - Feist
4/ Nude - Radiohead
5/ I Kissed a Girl - Jill Sobule
6/ We Walk - The Tings Tings
7/ Good old Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen
8/ Number One - N Dubz ft. Tinchy Stryder
9/ My Love - Pixie Lott
10/ Some Hearts - Carrie Underwood

Hmm... a bit of a duff list really. What would yours be?

Oh yes, and my rankings of the seven on X-Factor last night: -
01. Stacey (amazing vocals, as ever)
02. Olly
03. Joe
04. Jedward
05. Lloyd (hot though)
06. Jamie (riding on his first audition and his afro a bit now)
07. Danyl (please can he run along? Can't stand him)
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Due to heavy workload, I only managed to see one film this week:

Ne le dis à personne (Guillaume Canet, 2006), a tense, moody thriller about a doctor whose wife seemingly died years ago, only now for him to be contacted by her. Based on the Harlan Coben novel, François Cluzet stars as the put-upon grieving husband who finds that the more he digs, the murkier he finds his surroundings. Despite strong performances and an urgent pace, I wasn't terribly bowled over by this film. The twist was shocking enough, but the characters were too blandly developed and thinly sketched for me to care.