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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Fact or Fallacy?

Have found these things over the Internet, that are posing as the contents page for the Harry Potter book coming out this Saturday. We don't get contents pages in England, but apparently they are present in the US.

So, if you wanna see:
here, here, here and here.

Furthermore, Guardian Unlimited claims to have the opening chapter.

'Chapter One. The Dark Lord Ascending. The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane. For a second they stood quite still, wands pointing at each other's chests: then, recognising each other, they stowed their wands beneath their cloaks and set off, side by side, in the same direction.

"News?", asked the taller of the two.

"The best," replied Snape

Fact or fallacy? You tell me.

The plot thickens. A little birdie, I'm assuming the same one wrote the first comment in this post, just sent me an e-mail telling me to show you this lot on my blog. Basically, it's what it is trying to pass itself off as is the epilogue of the books. I really don't believe it. But if you wanna humour yourself, read. DISCLAIMER: I did not take these photos. I doubt even the person who sent me the photos took them. I've just been on IMDb and livejournal and all their forums have these photos circulating. So I'm just showing what is already on the Internet.

If not, look away now!!

I said look away!

Look away, I said!

OK, I'm just gonna go ahead and post it. Remember, I'm only posting because I'm so sure that it's nothing but lies, and I felt like showing how not to write a book. If, in the 1% chance that this is how the Harry Potter books end, I shall not be very impressed at all.