Anna, Look!

BBFC rating: PG  for mild sex references and mild sexual innuendo Author's disclaimer: I don't know De Bruyne or Grealish. This st...

BBFC rating: 12A (one use of strong language, moderate sex references and moderate sexual innuendo) Author’s disclaimer: I don’t know Gr...

BBFC rating: 12A (one use of strong language and moderate sexual innuendo) Author's disclaimer: I don't know De Bruyne or Grealis...

BBFC rating: PG (mild bad language, mild sex references) Author's disclaimer: I don't know Grealish or De Bruyne. This story is...

Chapter 1: Bruynian Motion BBFC rating – U (mild angst) Author's disclaimer: I don't know De Bruyne, I don't know Grealish. Th...

The last time I waxed lyrical about Gary Cahill's insane biceps, Chelsea had  beaten Manchester City at the Etihad . Well, this ...

Peter Crouch, LADDDD.

With John Terry stripped of the England captaincy today following allegations that he racially abused Anton Ferdinand (a decision that I sup...

I've been revisiting the Taylor Swift tracks on my iPod recently, and I don't care what anyone else says, I still find her songs a d...

Chelsea signed Fernando Torres for a club record of £50 million from Liverpool on 31st January with the weight of the world on his skinny sh...

In series 1, episode 17 of Glee , Mr Schue tells Quinn Fabray, of the trials and tribulations of high School: “A couple of bad decisions and...

This list changes as often as I change my hoodies, so I would take it with a pinch of salt. Looking over it, I realise it is very English,...

Tut tut, this is the second time in a month that I've done an entry consisting of photos of myself. To paraphrase Kanye West, "How ...

I spotted this bloke, outside the City of Manchester Stadium, before Manchester City vs Tottenham. Now is it me, or does he look just like ...