I
went on a 4-hour R course last year, and since then, I’ve just been fixated
with adapting the code they gave us to draw pretty graphs with, in order to nerd
out over my personal interests (chiefly, films and football).
This
post will be much like the one I did six months ago when I analysed
my film-watching habit of 2016 across all mediums, only here, I’m just
analysing the 69 titles I saw on my Odeon Limitless card with some attempts at
~science behind the graphs I present.
I
went to three cinemas just once: Coventry, Liverpool and Surrey Quays. The
former two visits were both due to me being in the cities due to conferences being
on that were related to my line of work.
Despite
Orpington Odeon being my local cinema, absolutely pristine due to being
recently constructed and a ten minute walk away from where I live, I only
watched thirteen films there, because they don't tend to screen the most
cerebral fare (what does that say about my hometown? I'm saying nothing). To
illustrate my point, I saw both the two Emma-led, underwhelming musicals at
Orpington: Beauty and the Beast, and La La Land. (I do like 'Gaston' tho, I'll
give you that).
No-one
makes tenuous Disney references like Emma, no-one draws scatter diagrams like
Emma, no-one debunks her own pre-conceptions like Emma! Despite me thinking I
have a short attention span, there is a non-statistically significant upward
trend between length of film and how much I enjoyed it. This was heavily
skewed by Handmaiden (the longest film I saw on my card) and Elle (130 mins) being awarded
a 9/10 and 8.5/10 by me, respectively, as well as an 8/10 for Wonder Woman, the
second longest film, and a 7.5/10 for Logan, the third longest.
The
average running time of all these movies was 114 minutes. Bit on the long side
if you ask me.
Despite
my shade of the limited choice of films at Orpington, I chose my trips there
carefully, and as such, my median mark out of ten for a film at my local is a
respectable 7/10. Arrival helped a lot with this; Orpington managed an upper tail 8.5/10
thanks to the Amy Adams vehicle and thus its boxplot doesn’t look too embarrassing compared to the
other three.
Covent Garden fares favourably in this comparison as I watched
Moonlight, The Handmaiden and Elle there. That's three of my top five of 2016, and the other two films I didn't even see at Odeons (Zootopia was an early 2016 release so I was using my Cineworld Unlimited card when I saw that, and I saw A United Kingdom at the London Film Festival)! Mind you, I also watched Bostonian snorefest
Manchester by the Sea and the crude and unfunny Sausage Party at the Odeon Covent Garden as well, so
it can’t be too pleased with itself.
(Reminder
that Odeon Covent Garden takes BBFC ratings very seriously. If they rated
Suicide Squad a 15 due to Cara Delevingne’s bad acting, fourteen year olds bestnot try it).
Odeon
Panton Street both benefited and suffered from its dedication to screening East
Asian cinema. It showed some gems like Luck-Key, Someone to Talk To and
Vanishing Time: The Boy Who Returned (all 8/10s in my book), as well as some real clunkers such as
I Am Not Madame Bovary, Mission Milano and So Young 2: Never Gone. The last
film I saw there was My Life as a Courgette, though, so I will hold it in good
regard as I ended my time there on a high.
Me
enjoying both Handmaiden and Elle so much (both made my top 5 of 2016) also
meant that the 18-rating fared best on this boxplot of median marks out of 10.
Given
that 15 was the most prevalent rating, accounting for 43.5% of the films I
watched on my Odeon Limitless card, it was no surprise that it would span the
spectrum in terms of quality. The sole 1/10 I awarded was to a 15-certificate
film (the dire Amy Schumer ‘comedy’ Snatched), as well as a 9/10, and my
favourite film watched on the Odeon Limitless card, Moonlight. The look on Kevin's face when he recognises Chiron in the diner, tho. Maaaaaaan.
As
both the boxplot and the frequency diagram illustrate (the three salmon squares
next to each other), U-rated films had the tightest range in quality, spanning
just 1/10. The 'worst' U-rated film I saw was the phoned in Finding Dory, which
I still generously gave a 7/10 to, mainly due to the lovely Thomas Newman
score. The highest U-rated film, in terms of marks, was When Marnie Was There. Funnily
enough, Finding Dory would be considered a 'low U' (soft for even the U-rating)
and When Marnie Was There would be considered a 'high U' (towards the upper end
of allowable threat & thematic material at U), so there is some BBFC paralleling
there!
Generally,
I only watch a movie at the cinema if I think it’s going to be worth my time
(7/10 or more). I didn’t judge this too well, as the arithmetic mean of the scores I
awarded was a measly 6.81. That said, this was always going to be lower than
7/10 as there were a few films I actively hate-watched (Snatched because I h8 Amy Schumer, Beauty and
the Beast because I h8 Emma Watson, etc) just cos I'm a shrew, as well as bloated Oscar-begging titles that I kind of
had to watch for the sake of completeness (Manchester by the Sea, La La Land, Fences) as well as for the clout of slagging off Casey Affleck, rather than just ‘…
because he’s a sexual predator!’. (The things I do for this blog, Jaysus).
I
conducted a regression of my mark out of 10 for each film and the price it
theoretically would have cost me had I paid student prices, and, interestingly,
for each £1 increase in the marketed price of the film, my keenness on the film
would have been 0.004488 less! This is because the more expensive films were
generally more mainstream (Guardians of the Galaxy 2, The House), and
mainstream =/= quality.
Finally,
the actor who appeared in the most films I watched on my Limitless card was Jonah Hill, in War Dogs,
Sausage Party and The Lego Batman Movie. That was obviously by design. Jonah Hill and Rooney Mara are gonna appear in a movie together later this year. I cannot wait!!
To read more of my BBFC articles, of which there are many, click here.
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