Saturday, February 13, 2016

Shady Snapchats from Friends #1


My ex Theo has an epic chip on his shoulder about Chinese people because he was dumped by one and his fragile male ego couldn't comprehend such a thing. He deals with it by posting videos on Facebook making fun of Chinese people eating too much at buffets. In the words of Emma Stone in Easy A, 'oooooh, burrrrrrn'.

We like to say he has 'The China Syndrome': a term used for a clown with latent resentment towards the entire Chinese race due to (what they perceive to be) transgressions made by one Chinese person (aka, me).

#ByeFelicia

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