I'm throwing out some old magazines, and wedged between the pages of one of my old Glamours is this horrible list that I wrote once: -
Now, 2-10 is pretty much standard (though I'd rank Tranaldo and Rooney much higher now), but #1 was the IT technician in my school. She had a degree in Engineering and a gigantic chip on her shoulder all the bunging time, resulting her coming across as a huge cow. She was also dead butch, hence her inclusion on the list of "ugliest men". Haha.