02. Lisa - lives up to the sterotypical lesbian, with a good deal of arrogance. Apparently she's turned lots of straight girls. I wouldn't go lez for that. No way.
03. Sophie - Everything that is wrong with this bunging world. She's shallow, self-absorbed, and her boobs couldn't be more fake. Eww.
04. Kris - nothing there really.
05. Noirin - she's absolutely in love with herself, but somehow, I don't actually dislike her that much. Something tells me there could be more to her behind that pretty face. That said, I'm just biased 'cos she has an Irish name. It was quite lol-tastical when she was booed.
(Sidenote - I loved the look on Sophie's face when someone else pretty entered the house. A catfight waiting to happen.)
06. Cairon - I love him! American Dizzee Rascal meets Soulja Boi, and he comes across as a bit of an egotistical goonbag, but then again so am I. I love.
07. Angel - A Russian boxing queen! Certainly an interesting introduction.
08. Karly - Oh dear. It's Sophie, but with smaller tits and Scottish. How many STDs are Channel 4 trying to bung into the house? Rightfully booed, the lil' hussy.
09. Marcus - Bung, he does look like Wolverine! Well, Wolverine crossed with Danny Boyle. He thinks he's cool. I think he's bizarre. "He once caught a pigeon with his bare hands!", coos Davina, but, if you think about it, that's not that amazing.
10. Beinazir - eh.
11. Sophia - they played Paper Planes over her intro
12. Rodrigo - I found him quite loveable and sweet. His penchant for checked shirts bodes well with me, as does his enthusiasm for our country. So cute, so pretty. Also, he shops in H&M.
13. Charlie - cuuute, in a Geordie kind of way. A bit obvious of Channel 4, to introduce him immediately after Rodrigo. But wouldn't it be quaint if they... ? Nah, it probably wouldn't be actually. Loving the look of disappointment on the blondes' faces once they discover he's gay.
14. Saffia - she isn't the most articulate of people but I do agree with what she says about how she doesn't enjoy bitching about people, but some people deserve to be bitched about. She seems blunt and brittle, should be interesting to see the dynamics between her and the bimbos.
15. Sree - LMFAO. Liking the UK is cool and that, but no need to wear a Union Jack top!
16. Siavash - booed, but loving it.
All in all, I wasn't won over by them on the whole, but seeing as I have nothing to do all Summer, I'll probably be watching this. Ah.
3 bananas:
Angel made me laugh. So odd, and her attempts at humour were cringeworthy. Rodrigo's 5-1 to win. Pretty sucky odds if you ask me. And I laughed when BB kept saying that Irish hottie had to have all her eyebrows shaved off when they were, there were just drawn on ones left on.
Every year I say I won't watch it, but every year I end up watching it. Grrr.
Ha- your face popped into my head as SOON AS paper planes came on lololol
I love Sree, hes probably the coolest person i've ever seen. And Siavash.
I'm really not sure what to think of Beinazir, but she's right, she does look like some sort of hooker, and i like that she doesn't really care...
I like Rodrigo now, but I can see him being one of those really irritating housemates.
Angel is cool as anything. Love her!
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