So, I'm now actually addicted to plays on the word "lahm". So far, I've also heard:
- Lahm chops down Turkey (double metaphor with food in there!)
- Tasty lahm the toast of Germany
- Lahm Kebabs 'Em (The Sun, you wouldn't know, would you?)
And here's my own contribution, inspired by this picture of the Germany captain Michael Ballack holding Lahm like a little pet:
Michael had a little Lahm.
Yes, OK. I'll go back to watching the football silently.